Saturday, September 30, 2006
So ya we were having a conversation about bus drivers who would get fined by the government if they're late for a bus schedule. As in, for their stops and all that lah. They gotta be on the dot there, or something like that. Uh huh, so as the story goes...
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
that was
ga
not alex..
y
then?!
first time i saw him kena pawned like fuck
so not like him lah
that wasn't alex?!
i think its his double or someting
i know got pang and hui HAHA
ahaha
wah when he's too tired to make appearances he sends his double
wahlao but i hate it la
I'm trying to be sarcastic here damnit
=S
always 3v 1
ya man
damn gay
they screw u badly
=S
first blood 3 v 1 and i wasnt even lvl2 yet can
mind gamesssss
drow over there act act act
suddenly from behind
COME ONE TINY
...
erm, that was an earlier piece of conversation. So ya, anyway we got pawned by some fucking gay players in DotA. Anyway, there were possibilties that bus drivers tend to be later than their given time schedule becoz of reasons like:
1) Traffic jams
2) suicide(weird, who would wanna commit suicide on the road? Oklah, suicide places can be anywhere lah, toilet also can...=X )
3) old woman crossing the road
4) gung ho new driver/motorist (a driver who lost all care and concern to people around him and only thinks of himself as the owner of the road. Inconsiderate bastards)
5) lady driver/motorist(coz they tend to get hesitant)
6) ah pek motorist(those riding the old school bikes with side passenger. They're fucking slow and take up so much space on the traffic.)
7) NBCB ah bengs and ah sengs who think their road belongs to their ah gong(arrogant bastards)
We kinda, made out a scenario out of it. This drivers need this work badly you know. And they'll do anything what the government says or implements. You know they say desperate people goes for desperate measures. Take this for example:
BTW, the worst are fussy passengers. This explains why...
.ralph says:
"EXCUSE ME DOES THIS BUS GO TO BLAHBLAHBLAH"
"no."
"sure?"
"yes."
"don't like k. i dont like people lying to me"
"i am tche bus driver"
"so why you tell me cannot go there when you say can go there when just now you say cannot go there?"
"i all along said cannot what."
"oh okay. bye!"
"bye lan lah!"
AHAHA
nbcb 20mins gone
HAHAHAHAHAH
"btw auntie.."
"since u wasted my time and I'm gonna be screwed by the government.."
"and lose my job"
"I demand a fine"
"might as well kill you now"
HAHAHA
"OR ELSE"
"I'm gonna ru the bus over u"
*auntie runs*
bus driver: OH NO YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!
"people like u fussy bitches should die like motorist who got into real accident"
*stun*
auntie runs
auntie: YOU GAY BASTARD!
and that was the last people heard of the auntie, the next morning she was found dead on her bed, with a tyre screwed around here neck.
and beside her a note saying...
HAHAHA
"BECOZ OF YOU BITCH I GOT FINE AND LOST MY FUCKING JOB. I GOT SPARE TYRE FOR U IN HELL SO DIE BITCH!!"
HAHAHAHAHA!!
We're just retarded. Ah, standard jurong people. DAMN WE MISS YOU LAH RUI QI! =(
Wassallam.
was rockin' on
Saturday, September 30, 2006 and they said.. 
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