Saturday, September 30, 2006
Damn, lost a DotA match and I'm feeling all high right now. Anyway, gotta go down to somerset tmr for some promoting stuff. Gonna meet luie at around 12.45 I think to board a bus to town, I hope it won't be late coz I'm so not used to taking buses to town.
So ya we were having a conversation about bus drivers who would get fined by the government if they're late for a bus schedule. As in, for their stops and all that lah. They gotta be on the dot there, or something like that. Uh huh, so as the story goes...
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
that was
So ya we were having a conversation about bus drivers who would get fined by the government if they're late for a bus schedule. As in, for their stops and all that lah. They gotta be on the dot there, or something like that. Uh huh, so as the story goes...
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
that was
.ralph says:
ga
ga
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
not alex..
not alex..
.ralph says:
y
y
.ralph says:
then?!
then?!
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
first time i saw him kena pawned like fuck
first time i saw him kena pawned like fuck
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
so not like him lah
so not like him lah
.ralph says:
that wasn't alex?!
that wasn't alex?!
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
i think its his double or someting
i think its his double or someting
.ralph says:
i know got pang and hui HAHA
i know got pang and hui HAHA
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
ahaha
ahaha
.ralph says:
wah when he's too tired to make appearances he sends his double
wah when he's too tired to make appearances he sends his double
.ralph says:
wahlao but i hate it la
wahlao but i hate it la
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
I'm trying to be sarcastic here damnit
I'm trying to be sarcastic here damnit
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
=S
=S
.ralph says:
always 3v 1
always 3v 1
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
ya man
ya man
.ralph says:
damn gay
damn gay
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
they screw u badly
they screw u badly
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
=S
=S
.ralph says:
first blood 3 v 1 and i wasnt even lvl2 yet can
first blood 3 v 1 and i wasnt even lvl2 yet can
.ralph says:
mind gamesssss
mind gamesssss
.ralph says:
drow over there act act act
drow over there act act act
.ralph says:
suddenly from behind
suddenly from behind
.ralph says:
COME ONE TINY
...
erm, that was an earlier piece of conversation. So ya, anyway we got pawned by some fucking gay players in DotA. Anyway, there were possibilties that bus drivers tend to be later than their given time schedule becoz of reasons like:
1) Traffic jams
2) suicide(weird, who would wanna commit suicide on the road? Oklah, suicide places can be anywhere lah, toilet also can...=X )
3) old woman crossing the road
4) gung ho new driver/motorist (a driver who lost all care and concern to people around him and only thinks of himself as the owner of the road. Inconsiderate bastards)
5) lady driver/motorist(coz they tend to get hesitant)
6) ah pek motorist(those riding the old school bikes with side passenger. They're fucking slow and take up so much space on the traffic.)
7) NBCB ah bengs and ah sengs who think their road belongs to their ah gong(arrogant bastards)
We kinda, made out a scenario out of it. This drivers need this work badly you know. And they'll do anything what the government says or implements. You know they say desperate people goes for desperate measures. Take this for example:
BTW, the worst are fussy passengers. This explains why...
.ralph says:
"EXCUSE ME DOES THIS BUS GO TO BLAHBLAHBLAH"
COME ONE TINY
...
erm, that was an earlier piece of conversation. So ya, anyway we got pawned by some fucking gay players in DotA. Anyway, there were possibilties that bus drivers tend to be later than their given time schedule becoz of reasons like:
1) Traffic jams
2) suicide(weird, who would wanna commit suicide on the road? Oklah, suicide places can be anywhere lah, toilet also can...=X )
3) old woman crossing the road
4) gung ho new driver/motorist (a driver who lost all care and concern to people around him and only thinks of himself as the owner of the road. Inconsiderate bastards)
5) lady driver/motorist(coz they tend to get hesitant)
6) ah pek motorist(those riding the old school bikes with side passenger. They're fucking slow and take up so much space on the traffic.)
7) NBCB ah bengs and ah sengs who think their road belongs to their ah gong(arrogant bastards)
We kinda, made out a scenario out of it. This drivers need this work badly you know. And they'll do anything what the government says or implements. You know they say desperate people goes for desperate measures. Take this for example:
BTW, the worst are fussy passengers. This explains why...
.ralph says:
"EXCUSE ME DOES THIS BUS GO TO BLAHBLAHBLAH"
.ralph says:
"no."
"no."
.ralph says:
"sure?"
"sure?"
.ralph says:
"yes."
"yes."
.ralph says:
"don't like k. i dont like people lying to me"
"don't like k. i dont like people lying to me"
.ralph says:
"i am tche bus driver"
"i am tche bus driver"
.ralph says:
"so why you tell me cannot go there when you say can go there when just now you say cannot go there?"
"so why you tell me cannot go there when you say can go there when just now you say cannot go there?"
.ralph says:
"i all along said cannot what."
"i all along said cannot what."
.ralph says:
"oh okay. bye!"
"oh okay. bye!"
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
"bye lan lah!"
"bye lan lah!"
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
AHAHA
AHAHA
.ralph says:
nbcb 20mins gone
nbcb 20mins gone
.ralph says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAH
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
"btw auntie.."
"btw auntie.."
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
"since u wasted my time and I'm gonna be screwed by the government.."
"since u wasted my time and I'm gonna be screwed by the government.."
.ralph says:
"and lose my job"
"and lose my job"
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
"I demand a fine"
"I demand a fine"
.ralph says:
"might as well kill you now"
"might as well kill you now"
.ralph says:
HAHAHA
HAHAHA
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
"OR ELSE"
"OR ELSE"
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
"I'm gonna ru the bus over u"
"I'm gonna ru the bus over u"
.ralph says:
*auntie runs*
*auntie runs*
.ralph says:
bus driver: OH NO YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!
bus driver: OH NO YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
"people like u fussy bitches should die like motorist who got into real accident"
"people like u fussy bitches should die like motorist who got into real accident"
.ralph says:
*stun*
*stun*
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
auntie runs
auntie runs
.ralph says:
auntie: YOU GAY BASTARD!
auntie: YOU GAY BASTARD!
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
and that was the last people heard of the auntie, the next morning she was found dead on her bed, with a tyre screwed around here neck.
and that was the last people heard of the auntie, the next morning she was found dead on her bed, with a tyre screwed around here neck.
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
and beside her a note saying...
and beside her a note saying...
.ralph says:
HAHAHA
HAHAHA
__y@t__ [ Dance with the Devil ] says:
"BECOZ OF YOU BITCH I GOT FINE AND LOST MY FUCKING JOB. I GOT SPARE TYRE FOR U IN HELL SO DIE BITCH!!"
"BECOZ OF YOU BITCH I GOT FINE AND LOST MY FUCKING JOB. I GOT SPARE TYRE FOR U IN HELL SO DIE BITCH!!"
.ralph says:
HAHAHAHAHA!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
So please people be considerate and help this poor drivers by not becoming fussy passengers. There's a bus directory just for your info and if you wanna make sure your destination is in the particular bus route, then you can ask. If you don't know, check before asking. Save all the hassle and trouble. And then bus drivers won't be part-time murderers. =S
We're just retarded. Ah, standard jurong people. DAMN WE MISS YOU LAH RUI QI! =(
Wassallam.
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